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Sunday, March 28, 2010

A Broken Silence

And now, the hour which you have all been eagerly anticipating: the appearance of the legendary Manuscripts of Calitros in cyberspace revelation! As some of you have become aware, the recent disappearance of the artist formerly known as Princess Trickster has been found to eerily paralleled the tragic tale of the “Lost Lass”. The comparison was made when a blue-glass bottle washed ashore containing the ancient parchment on the very same night the young maiden was swept out to sea on her clipper the Dark Water. So, whether mere myth or masked mystery, the lore as scripted on the discovered parchments and its uncanny relation to the story of the vanished girl cannot be denied, and investigation is thus to continue. These first releases represent the writings accompanied by the manuscripts in the bottle which told of a tragic wreck off the Bermuda Islands, and the rescue of a lone survivor in the Caribbean, all written in first person narrative in perspective of that girl’s new life with the natives. We hope to break only the long silence -- and not the said bottle which floated the letters doubtless through tempestuous seas -- in revealing the suspicious saga to you, and will share what more we salvage from the sequestering sea caves.

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Unbottling mysteries since 1989

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